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[caligulas_aquarium]

this is eridan
aint here right noww so if its important just leavve a message
otherwwise fuck off

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[caligulas_aquarium]

That's the plan.

Alien excuse for non-trolls. Actual trolls shouldn't be expectin' anythin'.

It all works out.

[speakveryclearly]

Seasonal serendipity.

Though from what I've been hearing, you shouldn't be so sure you're not getting any gifts.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Whaddya mean.

Like from who?

[speakveryclearly]

[She counts off on her fingers a little but then shakes her head]

People. I don't want to ruin the surprise, now do I.

[caligulas_aquarium]

The whole notion a' Christmas in the first place "ruins the surprise" [Airquotes] don't you think.

It's pretty much 'expect gifts maybe' and then you get some an' think 'Well yeah this was gonna happen ewentually.'

[speakveryclearly]

Well, like a wriggling day - you're not supposed to know what people are getting you, now are you.

[caligulas_aquarium]

God, who cares, it's a shitty human holiday anyway.

Just know no matter who gets me what or what else, I won't be partakin' in any sorta "krissmess". Not now, not ewer.

[speakveryclearly]

Christmas. [She enunciates it crystal clear.] If you're going to denounce it, at least properly pronounce it.

[She gets up.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Yeah, yeah, that. Krissmuss.

Are you off then.

[speakveryclearly]

Christmas.

There's a tee in it.

[caligulas_aquarium]

That's what I said.

Krissmass.

[speakveryclearly]

Close enough.

[She's making her way to the door.]

I'll see you later.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Later.

[speakveryclearly]

[GOES THROUGH DOOR CALMLY CLOSES IT YEP

GONE

...until tonight outside his windowsill of course]