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[caligulas_aquarium]

this is eridan
aint here right noww so if its important just leavve a message
otherwwise fuck off

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[speakveryclearly]

[There's a solid two seconds of icy silence after he says that.]

We've discussed this before. I think you even in fact criticized me for doing exactly what you're doing right now.

But if you l... [She almost said love. She really came this close. In all honesty, "lo" would be a more accurate rendering.]

If you like someone, and you're not allowed to be their friend even though they remind you of them in almost every single way, what are you supposed to do.

[caligulas_aquarium]

I don't know.

[speakveryclearly]

[She touches the sheet of paper with the nicest drawing of the suit on it, "idly".]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Okay, fine, you don't gotta hate me.

[...]

Ewen if it's totally inewitable. But I won't try an' force you. Happy now.

[speakveryclearly]

[Continuing to cooooooly push the paper around until WAIT IS HE DOING THE THING WITH HIS FINGERS AND BLUSHING AND AND AND

HE SAID YES

SHE JUST PUSHES THE PAPER TOO MUCH AND PRACTICALLY FALLS OVER OH MY GOD

OKAY

OKAY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MARYAM JUST STAND UP AND]

Yes, Eridan. More than you know.

[In return, she will valiantly resist the urge to hug him.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Good, well. Uh.

[Hm.]

So we're done now right, unless you'd like to once again how I could wake up tomorrow an' all my friends are gone.

Or I could be dead.

[Yep bitter. Kinda. He just couldn't end this on a good note.]

[speakveryclearly]

[Dammit Eridan NO SHE'S FORCING THIS TO END ON A GOOD NOTE]

And I'd be one of them.

Look at that, I'm gone right now.

[RAINBOW DRINKER DEPARTURE

YEAHHHHHH]

[caligulas_aquarium]

What? Hey, wait, that doesn't mean we're--!!

[Fuck, she's gone.

Stupid lousy no good superfast undead not-friend. >8(]