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[caligulas_aquarium]

this is eridan
aint here right noww so if its important just leavve a message
otherwwise fuck off

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[caligulas_aquarium]

i didnt SAY thin air did i
god
look ok fine i DONT KNOWW there are you happy noww
all i did wwas ask her to teach me howwevver the fuck it wwas lalonde senior wwas doin wwhatevver it wwas she wwas able to do wwhich she wwouldnt tell me
her secrets if you wwill
so she made me the fuckin wwand
an for wwhatevver reason they havve managed to duplicate perfectly the wway in wwhich my old one wworked wwith the one they gavve me
i dont knoww HOWW but they DID
thats all i knoww noww wwill you stop grillin me for all this information i mean seriously its been frustratin as fuck

[speakveryclearly]

Well I Know For A Fact Rose Lalonde Employed Dark Magics And No Sciences Black Or White Of Any Kind
But Whatever
Shes Not Here
Theres No Reason To Talk About Her

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok look you dont gotta make such a point out of avvoidin the subject ivve been so done wwith lalonde senior for howwevver long an age its been since i spoke to her last
i got intimate association wwith the better half of the lalonde ectobiological genetic line an quite frankly im happy enough wwith that
actually speakin of wwhich i need you to do somethin for me

[speakveryclearly]

Really
The Last Part
Not Any Of The Others

[IS SHE DREAMING... NOPE DRESS ISN'T GOLD... okay... just... chill, he probably just wants her to do something and doesn't need her... or... d o e s he...]

[caligulas_aquarium]

basically some masked guy wwas talkin a holdin some sorta ball wwhere evveryones gotta get dressed up fancy like wwith masks an shit an i dont knoww dancin an wwhat else
to be honest it sounds completely fuckin awwful
but despite his claims that goin alone is perfectly fine goin alone wwould be embarrassin i mean wwho the fuck turns up at some sorta social gatherin like that by themselvves
its just completely sad an honestly says a lot about someone if they do right
right

so thats wwhy ivve decided to go an bring rox so she dont go by herself
also cause i guess i sorta should anywway

[Yeah that's his excuse, w/e]

anywway considerin i cant exactly turn up in wwhat i usually wwear evveryday i guess im gonna need somethin a bit more elaborate an wwhat havve you attire wwise for this kinda thing
wwhich i dont havve
an wwill probably need
if youre not gonna do it i can just ask around but i figure it savves time if i just ask wwhile youre here an all

[speakveryclearly]

[Okay that's a long text and also she needs a minute

She's making him an outfit for a gathering where costumes are mandatory and everything is...

She shouldn't put too much trust into this. She should sketch something up a little. It's about four times her normal response time.]

In My Experience Such An Event Should Be As You Predict Absolutely Awful
But I Could Do It
If You Want

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell i wwouldnt be askin if i didnt wwould i

[That's "if I didn't want the outfit", not "if I didn't want you to do it specifically" though, sorry Kanaya.]

so i guess a suit or somethin
wwhatevver its more your thing anywway so you probably knoww

[speakveryclearly]

[..............JUST LET HER PRETEND FOR A LITTLE WHILE WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP ISN'T ENOUGH]

I Have Some Ideas
Do You Have Any About What Roxy Will Be Wearing
Are You Interested In Matching

[caligulas_aquarium]

uh
i didnt think of askin since i didnt really givve a shit
should i
or
should wwe match

[speakveryclearly]

It Would Be In Your Best Interests
Though Now That Were Discussing This Im Finding It Increasingly Probable Shes Going To Approach Me For An Outfit Anyway
Maybe Ill Ask Her

[She is.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok
its probably a good thing you thought of that i didnt evven figure it mattered
but if wwere gonna end up wwearin similarly themed attire im not gonna stand for shitty color schemes
i mean the guy organizin this wwas sayin a purple suit wwith yelloww highlights can you believve that
like hell im evver wwearin yelloww anythin

[AND YET THOUSANDS OF HOURS INTO THE FUTURE...]

[speakveryclearly]

[HE ASKS HER FOR SOME RESPECTABLE PANTS...]

Is Dark Blue Acceptable
Considering You Still Wear It Id Assume As Much

[caligulas_aquarium]

dark blue
ok
yeah sure wwhy not
just nothin too wwarm is all im sayin

[speakveryclearly]

Im Corresponding With Your Escort Now And I Think Something Is Taking Shape

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell
good then
nice to knoww evverythin is wworkin out