wwell yeah obvviously youre talkin to the highest caliber a marksman the initiativves got on their hands an all but you knoww im not sure if i can i mean i got a scientific unfake wwitch apprentice an then all this other stuff you knoww i just got such a hectic schedule is all another protoge wwould be a lot to take on
[Which just means he isn't really liking the idea of doing this for nothing.]
[ Gosh Eridan do you think she was hatched yesterday? ]
"Ot)(er stuff" like sitting around and eating -Eart)( c)(eese snacks? You so do not )(ave anyfin better to be doing. And you would be doing me a favor!
[...well, he thinks of that as "she'll owe me one", which is fine by him.
So after much deliberation.]
okay fine ill teach this effy a yours but seriously fef i hope shes up to scratch for this cause you knoww bad pupils reflect poorly on their teachers or somethin if she goes around makin an ass outta herself wwith wwhatevver she picked people are gonna start thinkin im some no talent scrub too so if shes not serious about this i might just havve to drop her ok
that AINT the case at all ill havve you knoww i just so happen to be wwillin to put myself out there trainin up these idiots wwho dont knoww the back from front of pistolkind so they dont end up gettin me killed on the battlefield wwhen it comes to it by bein incompetent is all
Oh, what's this? He didn't answer? You know what, it's time to leave a text message.]
Oh How Disappointing That Youre Busy Again I Was Hoping That We Could Talk It Was Nice That We Had The Opportunity The Other Day Im So Glad Karkat Did In Fact Appear Just Like Wed Discussed Though Its Unfortunate That He Had To Bring Up The Alpha Timeline Again And That Whole Incident Related To Our Heiress I Didnt Even Know About Since Ive Had Such Difficulty Concealing That Sort Of Matter From Roxy
hold your skyhorse there maryam im here alright it aint my fault she didnt tell you if youll recall i aint evven the one wwho told you about sol or you either so its no different from that all i said wwas i died noww wwhat do you wwant
At This Point I Dont Even Have Time To Care About That However Roxy Has Been Repeatedly Asking Me What Reason You Have To Be So Convinced Of My Homicidal Tendencies And I Have Suppressed It From Her Because Im Your Friend And I Dont Believe In Telling Friends Things They Dont Need To Know But Since Apparently She Did Need To Know About Feferi Maybe She Should Know The Truth About You And Me In The Alpha Timeline As Well
wwell thats exactly the problem she DIDNT need to knoww about fef sols just tryin to sabotage my life as per fuckin usual youd think hed be happy enough takin fef from me but NO guys gotta go out of his wway to try an drivve rox awway too but if he thinks thats howw this is gonna go dowwn hes got another thing comin anywway look forget about it i guess ill havve to tell her if other people tell her theyre just gonna get the wwrong idea secondhand communication is just completely outta the question it nevver wworks out
If Youre Really Going To Do That Then I Have No Objections I Cant Let Her Go Much Longer With An Assortment Of Assumptions That Are So Flagrantly False Longer Than Say Monday Around Lunchtime
It's almost time for lunch on Monday, she's not sure if he's going to be "busy" again, and there needs to be a good excuse for this thread to be somewhere other than the potentially clogged-up logs comm.
Okay, she's gonna do this; she will make it HAPPEN.
[SEADWELLER NOTICED HER REMEMBER HOW TO BREATHE wait, you're a rainbow drinker, you don't need to breathe, OKAY.]
Hey. I was just wondering if you were still on for lunch today, at The Moon. Since after all something could have plausibly come up in the interim. [A little icy:] Given how busy you are.
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