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[caligulas_aquarium]

this is eridan
aint here right noww so if its important just leavve a message
otherwwise fuck off

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[And a little while later...]

hold your skyhorse there maryam im here alright
it aint my fault she didnt tell you if youll recall i aint evven the one wwho told you about sol or you either so its no different from that
all i said wwas i died
noww wwhat do you wwant

[speakveryclearly]

At This Point I Dont Even Have Time To Care About That
However Roxy Has Been Repeatedly Asking Me What Reason You Have To Be So Convinced Of My Homicidal Tendencies
And I Have Suppressed It From Her Because Im Your Friend And I Dont Believe In Telling Friends Things They Dont Need To Know
But Since Apparently She Did Need To Know About Feferi
Maybe She Should Know The Truth About You And Me In The Alpha Timeline As Well


Or We Could Hang Out

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell thats exactly the problem she DIDNT need to knoww about fef
sols just tryin to sabotage my life as per fuckin usual
youd think hed be happy enough takin fef from me but NO guys gotta go out of his wway to try an drivve rox awway too but if he thinks thats howw this is gonna go dowwn hes got another thing comin
anywway look forget about it i guess ill havve to tell her
if other people tell her theyre just gonna get the wwrong idea secondhand communication is just completely outta the question
it nevver wworks out

[Hang out.

UGH. KANAYA...]

i guess wwe could

[speakveryclearly]

If Youre Really Going To Do That Then I Have No Objections
I Cant Let Her Go Much Longer With An Assortment Of Assumptions That Are So Flagrantly False
Longer Than
Say
Monday
Around Lunchtime

[Kanaya no don't do this you don't even eat]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[what has he gotten himself into here...................

Seriously if this becomes a regular thing he's gonna be pissed.]

ok ok fine wwhatevver
monday lunch right
totally a thing thatll happen

[speakveryclearly]

[It will only become a regular thing if he lets it!

please please please she's got him on a pseudo paledate yes victory dance]

Yes
Now A Happening Thing

[At this point he could just stop answering and she wouldn't even care]