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[caligulas_aquarium]

this is eridan
aint here right noww so if its important just leavve a message
otherwwise fuck off

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[fintastic]

-Eridan!
W)(enever you stop lurking and decide to join t)(e rest of society
I )(ave a job for you!

[caligulas_aquarium]

sure fef i got some time to spare right noww

[plenty of time

all of the time really]

wwhat is it

[fintastic]

I made a new friend and s)(e wants to learn )(ow to s)(oot a gun.
Do you t)(ink you could )(elp )(er?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwho is it

[fintastic]

)(er name is -Effy, s)(e seems really nice!
I can't teac)( )(er because I don't know )(ow.
But I bet you could!

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell yeah obvviously youre talkin to the highest caliber a marksman the initiativves got on their hands an all but you knoww im not sure if i can
i mean i got a scientific unfake wwitch apprentice an then all this other stuff you knoww
i just got such a hectic schedule is all another protoge wwould be a lot to take on

[Which just means he isn't really liking the idea of doing this for nothing.]

[fintastic]

[ Gosh Eridan do you think she was hatched yesterday? ]

"Ot)(er stuff" like sitting around and eating -Eart)( c)(eese snacks?
You so do not )(ave anyfin better to be doing.
And you would be doing me a favor!

[caligulas_aquarium]

[...well, he thinks of that as "she'll owe me one", which is fine by him.

So after much deliberation.]

okay fine ill teach this effy a yours
but seriously fef i hope shes up to scratch for this cause you knoww bad pupils reflect poorly on their teachers or somethin
if she goes around makin an ass outta herself wwith wwhatevver she picked people are gonna start thinkin im some no talent scrub too
so if shes not serious about this i might just havve to drop her ok

[fintastic]

Yea)(, okay. S)(ore you will.
You will just be )(appy for t)(e attention and everyone knows it.

[caligulas_aquarium]

that AINT the case at all ill havve you knoww
i just so happen to be wwillin to put myself out there trainin up these idiots wwho dont knoww the back from front of pistolkind so they dont end up gettin me killed on the battlefield wwhen it comes to it by bein incompetent is all