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[caligulas_aquarium]

this is eridan
aint here right noww so if its important just leavve a message
otherwwise fuck off

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[speakveryclearly]

If Its Any Comfort Youve Been Doing A Fantastic Job Of Hating Someone Who Isnt Even Here

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell its a lot easier to hate people wwho aint here
they make it harder by bein all
yknoww
nice

[speakveryclearly]

[HE CALLED HER NICE...

SHE WOULD BE BLUSHING]

So Is It Really Settled This Time
Can I Assume You Wont Run Away From Me On Sight Anymore And We Can Go Back To Having Civilized Conversations That Arent Circular Admiration Arguments

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah fine
but for your information i wwas not RUNNING i just avvoided you
theres a difference

[speakveryclearly]

A Very Subtle One

[caligulas_aquarium]

no running awway implies a wwhole mess a things i sure wwasnt

[speakveryclearly]

I Guess What I Was Trying To Imply Is That Youve Finally Lost Enough Of Your Fear That I Will Be Nice To You That You Can Be In A Ten Medium Alternian Measurement Unit Radius Of Me Without Leaving

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhoa wwhoa WWHOA hold on a fuckin second here
wwho evver said anythin about fear
i aint afraid a you i just dont like you theres a difference a BIG ONE and ill thank you not to start assumin thats true an spreadin it around givvin false impressions to evveryone wwho do or dont knoww me
i mean youre goin on about howw you dont lie then makin these BASELESS ACCUSATIONS an actin as if theyre completely legitimate claims
dont evven pull that sorta shit kan

[speakveryclearly]

My Exact Words Were
"Fear That I Will Be Nice"
It Was A Friendly Facetious Turn Of Phrase
Im Not Accusing You Of Being Genuinely Afraid Of Me



Youre Not Exactly One To Talk About Baseless Accusations And Spreading Around False Impressions Anyway
But I Will Do Another Friendly Thing And Courteously Not Bring Those Up
This Is A Thing Friends Do
They Give Each Other The Benefit Of The Doubt

[caligulas_aquarium]

i knoww wwhat friends do ok i havve plenty of them
dont treat me as if its otherwwise

[he has like a whole set of them!! nearly ten if you include her!!]

[speakveryclearly]

[He can count them on one whole hand, maybe two!]

Alright Whatever