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[caligulas_aquarium]

this is eridan
aint here right noww so if its important just leavve a message
otherwwise fuck off

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[speakveryclearly]

I don't think anyone actually has that expectation from you.

There's always the alien excuse anyway.

[caligulas_aquarium]

That's the plan.

Alien excuse for non-trolls. Actual trolls shouldn't be expectin' anythin'.

It all works out.

[speakveryclearly]

Seasonal serendipity.

Though from what I've been hearing, you shouldn't be so sure you're not getting any gifts.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Whaddya mean.

Like from who?

[speakveryclearly]

[She counts off on her fingers a little but then shakes her head]

People. I don't want to ruin the surprise, now do I.

[caligulas_aquarium]

The whole notion a' Christmas in the first place "ruins the surprise" [Airquotes] don't you think.

It's pretty much 'expect gifts maybe' and then you get some an' think 'Well yeah this was gonna happen ewentually.'

[speakveryclearly]

Well, like a wriggling day - you're not supposed to know what people are getting you, now are you.

[caligulas_aquarium]

God, who cares, it's a shitty human holiday anyway.

Just know no matter who gets me what or what else, I won't be partakin' in any sorta "krissmess". Not now, not ewer.

[speakveryclearly]

Christmas. [She enunciates it crystal clear.] If you're going to denounce it, at least properly pronounce it.

[She gets up.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Yeah, yeah, that. Krissmuss.

Are you off then.

[speakveryclearly]

Christmas.

There's a tee in it.

[caligulas_aquarium]

That's what I said.

Krissmass.

[speakveryclearly]

Close enough.

[She's making her way to the door.]

I'll see you later.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Later.

[speakveryclearly]

[GOES THROUGH DOOR CALMLY CLOSES IT YEP

GONE

...until tonight outside his windowsill of course]

[Text] Pretend its backdated a few I've been busy ;A;

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey eridan
<3
so theres something i meant 2 tell u the other week btu then i got busy
what with friends and ecto relations turning up here
and then the livection silent hill zombie situation
i finally put all my knowledge of playin surivval games to good use
even tho its so much grosser doing it in real life
anyway that wasnt the thing i was here to tell you
sollux asked me to be his moairial
* moirail
so we are pale going out now if that is even what u call it?

haha absolutely no worries brooooo 1/?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[They're what...]

2/?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[No...]

3/?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[this isn't fair]

4/?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[In all seriousness though, he really is pissed off.

As in actually thinking this isn't legitimately fair.

WHY CAN'T SOLLUX KEEP OUT OF HIS LIFE. IT ISN'T FAIR...]

5/?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[THAT SON OF A BITCH...

OR AT LEAST...IF TROLLS COULD BE SONS...]

6/?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[HE IS GOING TO KILL THA-]

7/?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Wait, no.]

8/?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[In truth, it would be all too easy to solve the Sollux Captor problem once and for all. You'd just need to shoot him. Noone could stop you, after all. Maybe you'd be a little too fed up with his shit to bother with the hassle of putting up with him for once? Or maybe you could happen to be off your game for a spell at keeping your temper in check? It happens, even to the best sometimes.

But nah. It would make her upset.

More emotions. More problems. That's all you need.]

9/10 TAKE THAT INBOX

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Ok, you can do this.]