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[caligulas_aquarium]

this is eridan
aint here right noww so if its important just leavve a message
otherwwise fuck off

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[caligulas_aquarium]

ok look you dont gotta make such a point out of avvoidin the subject ivve been so done wwith lalonde senior for howwevver long an age its been since i spoke to her last
i got intimate association wwith the better half of the lalonde ectobiological genetic line an quite frankly im happy enough wwith that
actually speakin of wwhich i need you to do somethin for me

[speakveryclearly]

Really
The Last Part
Not Any Of The Others

[IS SHE DREAMING... NOPE DRESS ISN'T GOLD... okay... just... chill, he probably just wants her to do something and doesn't need her... or... d o e s he...]

[caligulas_aquarium]

basically some masked guy wwas talkin a holdin some sorta ball wwhere evveryones gotta get dressed up fancy like wwith masks an shit an i dont knoww dancin an wwhat else
to be honest it sounds completely fuckin awwful
but despite his claims that goin alone is perfectly fine goin alone wwould be embarrassin i mean wwho the fuck turns up at some sorta social gatherin like that by themselvves
its just completely sad an honestly says a lot about someone if they do right
right

so thats wwhy ivve decided to go an bring rox so she dont go by herself
also cause i guess i sorta should anywway

[Yeah that's his excuse, w/e]

anywway considerin i cant exactly turn up in wwhat i usually wwear evveryday i guess im gonna need somethin a bit more elaborate an wwhat havve you attire wwise for this kinda thing
wwhich i dont havve
an wwill probably need
if youre not gonna do it i can just ask around but i figure it savves time if i just ask wwhile youre here an all

[speakveryclearly]

[Okay that's a long text and also she needs a minute

She's making him an outfit for a gathering where costumes are mandatory and everything is...

She shouldn't put too much trust into this. She should sketch something up a little. It's about four times her normal response time.]

In My Experience Such An Event Should Be As You Predict Absolutely Awful
But I Could Do It
If You Want

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell i wwouldnt be askin if i didnt wwould i

[That's "if I didn't want the outfit", not "if I didn't want you to do it specifically" though, sorry Kanaya.]

so i guess a suit or somethin
wwhatevver its more your thing anywway so you probably knoww

[speakveryclearly]

[..............JUST LET HER PRETEND FOR A LITTLE WHILE WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP ISN'T ENOUGH]

I Have Some Ideas
Do You Have Any About What Roxy Will Be Wearing
Are You Interested In Matching

[caligulas_aquarium]

uh
i didnt think of askin since i didnt really givve a shit
should i
or
should wwe match

[speakveryclearly]

It Would Be In Your Best Interests
Though Now That Were Discussing This Im Finding It Increasingly Probable Shes Going To Approach Me For An Outfit Anyway
Maybe Ill Ask Her

[She is.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok
its probably a good thing you thought of that i didnt evven figure it mattered
but if wwere gonna end up wwearin similarly themed attire im not gonna stand for shitty color schemes
i mean the guy organizin this wwas sayin a purple suit wwith yelloww highlights can you believve that
like hell im evver wwearin yelloww anythin

[AND YET THOUSANDS OF HOURS INTO THE FUTURE...]

[speakveryclearly]

[HE ASKS HER FOR SOME RESPECTABLE PANTS...]

Is Dark Blue Acceptable
Considering You Still Wear It Id Assume As Much

[caligulas_aquarium]

dark blue
ok
yeah sure wwhy not
just nothin too wwarm is all im sayin

[speakveryclearly]

Im Corresponding With Your Escort Now And I Think Something Is Taking Shape

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell
good then
nice to knoww evverythin is wworkin out