[...he had the wand DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT KANAYA YOU'RE MAKING PROGRESS HERE] Of course not. There are a multitude of timelines in paradox space. [Tape goes loose...]

Including the one where we were friends, which blows the Maryam-Ampora hate destiny hypothesis almost entirely out of the water, but I think I'm on a tangent now.

[CLOSED TAPE.]