And I discovered that my castles stand upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

[OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG]

cant you just only invvite one of them evven

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[:((((((((]

i guess

maybe
which one would u pick
or maybe this is a bad idea
and i should just organise something different and you dont have to go if you dont want to

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personally id pick neither
but i mean if you wwanna invvite those twwo an i wwont go thats fine
but invvite kan and shes gonna try talkin to me wwhereas sol just ruins evverythin that exists wwithin his person
theyre both terrible an i really dont knoww wwhat you see in them
or wwhat anyone does for that matter

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funny since thats what everyone tells me about you
but ok
maybe we can hang out and do something for a bit
then later on i can go do something + invite others and you dont have to go
if u want to i mean

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look this is different
they probably think theyre doin you some huge favvor an convvincin you outta datin me is some noble gesture on your behalf
i can at least admit i just dont like either of them an dont try an mask it as some selfless deed wwhen really it aint
but yeah ok
wwe can do that then
itll just avvoid a lotta shit noone probably wwants anythin to do wwith

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yeah ok we will just do that instead
so pick what u wanna do!

also btw since we were talkin about it
even though lotsa ppl said a whole bunch of nasty stuff
which was p rude doing it in public regardless i think
but point is
even though lots of really bad things happened
you all had reasons i guess
but more importantly

we have fun hanging out and stuff right
i mean youve not been a murder jerk to me
or even that much of a normal jerk except a few times
and if i thought you WERE going 2 b like that w me
i would say peace out to that situation faster than u can believe
so basically
tl;dr
we cool?

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[oh........................

wow he, uh

he did not expect that at all.]

i
uh
yeah
sure of course wwe are

[goddamnit man compose yourself]

i mean it wwas nevver an issue right
wwe wwere alwways uh
cool
an stuff
yeah
dont
see wwhyd you bring that up

but
look wwhatevver
givve me some time ill think of somethin wwe can do
4th right i wwont forget
ill havve somethin before then

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well u hadnt said much about it even tho it was obvs going on so i just wanted 2 b sure
but yeah
on the 4th

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[Sent around 9:30.]

Is There Anything I Can Do

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wwhatre you talkin about

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Through Various Channels Ive Gotten Some Idea About Recent Events
And My Rainbow Drinker Instincts Are Quietly Going Off
Death Is In The Air
It Is Almost Time For Eridan To Temporarily Remember You Exist Just Long Enough To Let You Do Something Nice For Him
After Which Of Course He Has Permission To Promptly Forget Again

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oh yeah
that sure wwas a thing that happened alright
bit late offerin help noww dont you think i mighta been more open to that durin the excruciatingly painful twwenty four hours leadin up to my brief stint a mindless undeath
right noww im just glad to not be one a those things anymore

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Yes I Am Too Late And Ill Do My Best Not To Be In Future
Because You Subconsciously Wish I Were Stalking Your Every Move And Could Truly Succeed At Providing Such Assistance In Time
Right

That Sojourn Into Sarcasm Aside
An Offer Of Help Still Lies On The Nutrition Plateau
Not A Single String Is Attached
So Please Decide Whether Or Not To Accept It Based On Your Actual Needs And Not Some Misplaced Sense Of Pride Or Fear
Im Probably Not Even Going To Blackmail You This Time

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help wwith wwhat

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I Dont Know
My Awareness Of Your Problems Has Clearly Fallen Below Acceptable Levels
Your Recent Predicament Being Exhibit A
Thats Why I Asked If You Needed Anything I Could Provide In The First Place

Do You

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wwell I DONT KNOWW ok i dont feel like i need nothin
youre the one so insistent on askin me wwhat i need an offerin help an all wwhen i dont evven think i need a damn thing myself so wwhat exactly do YOU think i need huh

[Eridan no]

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[A moirail

SHE REALLY THINKS FOR ABOUT TWENTY SOLID SECONDS ABOUT SAYING "A Moirail" like types it and deletes it about three times]

If I Had Any Coherent Ideas I Would Have Put Them Forth Already
But Now I Will Have To Apply My Mind To The Problem Since You Evidently Havent
Maybe
Gloves Or Boots Fitting With The Season
To Protect Against The Cold And Prevent Beasts From Accessing Your Wrists Or Ankles
The Latter Probably Being A Better Idea As It Would Interfere Less With The Aesthetics Of Your Jewelry And Seems To Have Been A More Popular Biting Site
And Considering How Coldblooded Youve Demonstrated You Are Im Not Even Sure It Excessively Bothers You

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look im not about to get bitten again ok it wwas a once off
the lousy beakbeast wwouldnt leavve me alone
i kept tryin to swwat it awway an it just kept perchin itself real comfy like on pretty much any free part a me it could
i mean head horns shoulder betwween my neck an cape you name it it wwas ridiculous
so evventually i gavve up an the damn thing bites me
i mean
it dont evven got teeth
wwhat the fuck is it doin bitin a guy
hell if i knoww
but like i said
once off
not happenin again
i dont plan on permittin anythin suspicious hangin around me twwenty four sevven wwith the intent a gnawwin on me for wwhatevver reason

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Am I Right To Read That Both As A Negative Insinuation Against Beings Who Bite Others For An Undying
And As An Affirmation That Your Shoes Are So Well-Made That You Would Find Absolutely No Benefit In Ones Actually Made To Withstand Snow And Other Such Weather

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wwhat
no look if i wwanted to call you names an tell you to fuck off id do it to your face
besides wwho givves a fuck about the cold
the oceans cold an i handle that just fine i dont topple ovver at the first sign of a chill like some lousy fuckin heat needin landdwweller

[On the other hand, he does when it's too warm.

but that's more eridan than a seadweller thing]

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[HE'S ASSERTED THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO CALL HER NAMES OR FOR HER TO FUCK OFF...

PROGRESS...!!!???]

Ok
Ill Just
Slowly Back Out Of The Shoe Store

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[Whatever helps you wait at night.]

wwait wwhat
hold on a second are you tellin me

you are already there

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Maybe

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howw long you been out there

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