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[caligulas_aquarium]

this is eridan
aint here right noww so if its important just leavve a message
otherwwise fuck off

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[caligulas_aquarium]

uh
i didnt think of askin since i didnt really givve a shit
should i
or
should wwe match

[speakveryclearly]

It Would Be In Your Best Interests
Though Now That Were Discussing This Im Finding It Increasingly Probable Shes Going To Approach Me For An Outfit Anyway
Maybe Ill Ask Her

[She is.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok
its probably a good thing you thought of that i didnt evven figure it mattered
but if wwere gonna end up wwearin similarly themed attire im not gonna stand for shitty color schemes
i mean the guy organizin this wwas sayin a purple suit wwith yelloww highlights can you believve that
like hell im evver wwearin yelloww anythin

[AND YET THOUSANDS OF HOURS INTO THE FUTURE...]

[speakveryclearly]

[HE ASKS HER FOR SOME RESPECTABLE PANTS...]

Is Dark Blue Acceptable
Considering You Still Wear It Id Assume As Much

text obvs

[tipsygnostalgia]

[With all the important questions]

yo you still sline stoned off ur troll butt

we still have to organinze wizcon

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[caligulas_aquarium]

thankfully not
an wwhat the fuck is wwizcon

[caligulas_aquarium]

dark blue
ok
yeah sure wwhy not
just nothin too wwarm is all im sayin

[speakveryclearly]

Im Corresponding With Your Escort Now And I Think Something Is Taking Shape

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[tipsygnostalgia]

omfg
how can you forget about wizcon
we were going to make a get together for all the magical ppls remember?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell
good then
nice to knoww evverythin is wworkin out

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[caligulas_aquarium]

as a matter of fact i DONT
is this somethin i agreed to wwhile i wwas on sopor
cause if so you should knoww i wwasnt in a right sort wwhile all that wwas goin on
i may havve said things i dont actually believve
that kinda thing
so if it did best just ignore it evver happened

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[tipsygnostalgia]

wow not that is so not what happened
it was more of you FINALLKY ADMITTING that we do magic and how great it is

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[caligulas_aquarium]

sure sounds like somethin someone high off their nook wwould say yep
as i said just ignore it
wwe dont DO magic wwevve been ovver this

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[tipsygnostalgia]

nope
DENIED
im not letting u get away w it this time !

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[caligulas_aquarium]

oh my god you aint lettin me get awway wwith NOTHIN
youre just denyin FACT
magic aint real just DEAL WW IT evven your ancestor kneww wwhat she wwas doin wwerent real magic

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[tipsygnostalgia]

more like she probs said it wasnt so you stopped complaining!!
its real
you admitted it and were even HAPPY about it so you cant go back to your delusions now

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[caligulas_aquarium]

i wwas NOT happy i wwas heavvily pacified in evvery extent a the wword
thats wwhat sopor does it suppresses vviolent urges an shit
then your mind starts to wwander an you end up doin stupid shit you look back on an just wwanna pull your cape over your head an curl up in the corner of your room for the rest a your life ovver until youvve outlivved evveryone wwho saww an only showw your face in public once they all died of old age or otherwwise

[WAIT SHIT]

hypothetically
my point is i did NOT do anythin consciously durin that period
it doesnt count

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[tipsygnostalgia]

you were so happy i even snapped pics
wanna see
instead of trying to look mean or threatening all the time you just look sort of
adorable lol
like a sleep cat

im still not buying it though
i tihnk you really do like it
and just wont admit ebcause idk
*because
of what peolpe would say i guess or something like that
plus as an actual scientist i get to say when things are science or not
and this is not
so nope

p.s. i think youre being a little dramatic what with the thinking about hiding in a room til everyone dies

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[caligulas_aquarium]

you did WWWHAT
wwhoa shit no burn those pictures or wwhatevver the fuck you got
or i dont knoww destroy wwhatevver you stored em on
i cant havve that kinda shit floatin around you need to trash em NOWW

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[tipsygnostalgia]

oh come one they are stored right on my netbook nobobys going to see them
everythings all locked up tight as fuck

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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhy do you evven havve them savved anywway
wwhats the point

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[tipsygnostalgia]

because you actually looked happy for once!
and i knew you were probably going to be grumpy again once it wore off

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[caligulas_aquarium]

hey just cause i dont look happy dont mean im not

[He isn't tho..........almost never]

wwe dont all gotta go around smilin an laughin for no reason to be happy

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[tipsygnostalgia]

if you say so
but tbh you dont look happy most of the time

so are you not gonna come to a magical gathering any more
:(

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[caligulas_aquarium]

no i aint comin to no stupid fake magic gatherin for fakey fake magical types
it sounds dumb